You put your hand over your cock and move it up and down. Then again; I could be wrong - I'm not an expert, just a hobby enthusiast. I could get you in contact with the right people to teach you though if you're still confused. Have you tried talking to your dad though?
I love how all the comments are about fapping... Did anyone even bother to watch the video?
To be honest I'm getting pretty sick and tired of TTT2 and all it's bullshit. Not even the combovideos are impressing me anymore. You could pick any two random characters in the game and easily do 120-130 damage combos without even breaking a sweat. Everything is so over the top and overwhelming... oh well, back to fapping it is then...
You blink your eyes and pull up on your elbows. Your clock glows red in the darkness — it’s 3:23. “Do you want to climb into bed and tell me about it?”
“No, Daddy.”
The oddness of the situation wakes you up more fully. You can barely make out your daughter’s pale form in the darkness of your room. “Why not, sweetie?”
“Because in my dream, when I told you about the dream, the thing wearing Mommy’s skin sat up.”
For a moment, you feel paralyzed; you can’t take your eyes off of your daughter. The covers behind you begin to shift.
There are two types of people in the world Dr.Bhup. Those who try to change the game according to themselves (who will never truly find happiness) and those who change themselves according to the game. Right now you're just the monster in the skin ruining everybody's night. So you don't like Tekken anymore; we get it. Then go play something else? The market is almost oversaturated and there are lots of fightinggames to choose from - maybe something else suits you better?
The internet is not your personal army (trying to rally an opinion) nor is it your therapist (Doctor, I can't get hard anymore). People have enough of everyday problems as it is then for you to constantly piss on their parade, honestly.
P.S; There's irony to be found in that me linking to the cosplayers profile in the picture has more relevance to the article than you spewing on about combovideos (????).
This is the internets! We're suppose to be trollin'..!
The moment you start taking shit on the internet seriously, like say random comments on YouTube or whatever, that's the moment you disconnect from the reality, Reality!
All you need to tell that little girl is that it (the internet/ monster/ whatever) is all a bad dream and you're not suppose to give two fucks about it.
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And yes that is a girl playing Dragunov so if you want to have your weirdest Fap ever now would be the time.
http://misssinistercosplay.deviantart.com/art/Hello-Jane-354923819
http://misssinistercosplay.deviantart.com/art/Reaper-364115976
Weirdest. Fap. Ever.
how are you suppose to fap over her?
You put your hand over your cock and move it up and down. Then again; I could be wrong - I'm not an expert, just a hobby enthusiast. I could get you in contact with the right people to teach you though if you're still confused. Have you tried talking to your dad though?
fap fap fap
I love how all the comments are about fapping... Did anyone even bother to watch the video?
To be honest I'm getting pretty sick and tired of TTT2 and all it's bullshit. Not even the combovideos are impressing me anymore. You could pick any two random characters in the game and easily do 120-130 damage combos without even breaking a sweat. Everything is so over the top and overwhelming... oh well, back to fapping it is then...
Hey Dr. Bhup pick Devil Jin & Lei.
TELL ME THEIR DAMN 120-130 DMG COMBOS DAMMIT.
“Daddy, I had a bad dream.”
You blink your eyes and pull up on your elbows. Your clock glows red in the darkness — it’s 3:23. “Do you want to climb into bed and tell me about it?”
“No, Daddy.”
The oddness of the situation wakes you up more fully. You can barely make out your daughter’s pale form in the darkness of your room. “Why not, sweetie?”
“Because in my dream, when I told you about the dream, the thing wearing Mommy’s skin sat up.”
For a moment, you feel paralyzed; you can’t take your eyes off of your daughter. The covers behind you begin to shift.
There are two types of people in the world Dr.Bhup. Those who try to change the game according to themselves (who will never truly find happiness) and those who change themselves according to the game. Right now you're just the monster in the skin ruining everybody's night. So you don't like Tekken anymore; we get it. Then go play something else? The market is almost oversaturated and there are lots of fightinggames to choose from - maybe something else suits you better?
The internet is not your personal army (trying to rally an opinion) nor is it your therapist (Doctor, I can't get hard anymore). People have enough of everyday problems as it is then for you to constantly piss on their parade, honestly.
P.S; There's irony to be found in that me linking to the cosplayers profile in the picture has more relevance to the article than you spewing on about combovideos (????).
All the best,
Reality
Close, but no cigar!
This is the internets! We're suppose to be trollin'..!
The moment you start taking shit on the internet seriously, like say random comments on YouTube or whatever, that's the moment you disconnect from the reality, Reality!
All you need to tell that little girl is that it (the internet/ monster/ whatever) is all a bad dream and you're not suppose to give two fucks about it.
Does that mean you're just lying to us, Dr. Bhup?